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Black Arizona lawmaker emails fried chicken company to demand free food, claiming they "overcooked" food at lobbyist-funded lunch
Sometimes, the stories just write themselves, don't they?
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Scholars Now Believe The Angel Saved Daniel By Distracting Lions With A Laser Pointer
U.S. - Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion's den used a red laser pointer to distract the vicious cats.
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"Racism Monitor" Calls On FIFA To Remove Referee Who Made "White Supremacist" Hand Gesture
We're still doing this in 2026?
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U.S. Votes To Legally Adopt Freddy The German
U.S. — The citizens of the United States have overwhelmingly voted to legally adopt the World Cup tourist known only as "Freddy the German."
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Crowds flock to see rare apple at New Zealand grocery store, and I can see why
A one-in-a-million apple that's half red and half yellow has become a local celebrity at the Sunshine Corner Market in Christchurch, New Zealand, after it came in a random delivery last month.
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This song about Bosnians coming to America for the World Cup is near perfection
It's the summer of 2026, and Europeans are coming to America to watch their teams compete in the World Cup.
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Check out how this software engineer scored a religious exemption from using AI at work
According to Pew Research more than half of Americans are concerned about AI's existence, and only 10% are excited about its possibilities.
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This is a real political ad in Alabama. I don't know what to say.
Sometimes you have to take a step back and ask, "What timeline are we living in?"."
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Elon Musk Credits Trillionaire Status To Dave Ramsey Envelope System
U.S. — After making history by becoming the world's first trillionaire, Elon Musk credited his enormous wealth to carefully following the Dave Ramsey envelope system.
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Opendoor CEO announces shutdown of operations in India: "Our customers are in America, and that's where our operational work belongs."
Things we love to see: Bringing American jobs back to America.
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Florida thrift store finds human skull among donations
The Hernando County Sheriff's Office is asking the public for help in locating the person who donated a real human skull to the Jericho Ministries Thrift Store in Brooksville, Florida, last month.
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Podcaster says American blacks should mass exodus back to Africa over Karmelo Anthony verdict
If you didn't have the video and audio, you'd think this was some white nationalist podcast telling all the black people to go back to Africa.
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Spencer Pratt Declares "War" on Corrupt LA Democrats in Explosive "Concession" Video
Well, it looks like Spencer Pratt is not going to go gently into that good night, is he?
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Tent collapse at Virginia church's 20th anniversary celebration leaves one dead, more than 20 others injured
This is some really tragic news out of Virginia where East Lake Community Church in Bedford County was celebrating their 20th anniversary by hosting an outdoor service.
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Video: U.S. military blows leader of Tren de Aragua to kingdom come
So this happened:
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The Bee Explains: How Soccer Works
The 2026 FIFA World Cup is being hosted in the United States for the first time since 1994. But what should be a cause for celebration is, instead, confusing a lot of Americans who can't quite seem to grasp the nature of the game.
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I can't leave for the weekend without sharing videos of World Cup tourists trying American food 🇺🇸
This is my new favorite thing.
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Everyone is talking about this photo that apparently got posted to Reddit and then deleted
Okay guys, what the heck am I looking at here?
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Starmer Sets Up Commission To Respond To Attempted Beheading UPDATE: The Commission Has Been Beheaded
LONDON — According to sources, Prime Minister Keir Starmer set up a commission to discern how best to respond to the attempted beheading in Belfast. UPDATE: The members of the commission have been beheaded.
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Racist trolls post AI photos of themselves peeing on Austin Metcalf’s grave
There's disgusting, and then there's disgusting.
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