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Tigers score in every inning of 14-0 rout of the Orioles
Eduardo Valencia homered twice and drove in four runs, Gleyber Torres had a home run and five RBIs, and the Detroit Tigers scored a run in every inning they went to the plate in a 14-0 win over the Baltimore Orioles on Tuesday night. The Tigers became the 22nd team in major league history to score in every inning they came to bat during a game and the second this month. The Kansas City Royals did it in a 15-1 win over the Philadelphia Phillies on July 6.
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Time Immemorial
The stubborn persistence of time immemorial in a time when it should, by rights, long ago have ceased to be in constitutional law, tells us something crucial about what binds a community to its law. We should listen.
thepublicdiscourse.com

The Babylon Bee's Woman Of The Year Is Elliot Page
The Babylon Bee has selected Elliot Page as its annual Woman of the Year.
babylonbee.com

Lakers reportedly have sign-and-trade offer on the table for ex-Warriors champion Jonathan Kuminga
The Los Angeles Lakers are one of two suitors for Jonathan Kuminga. They put another trade proposal on the table for Jonathan Kuminga.
sportingnews.com
Petitti reiterates Big Ten's push for 24-team CFP
Speaking on the first day of his conference's media days gathering, Big Ten commissioner Tony Petitti on Tuesday doubled down on his league's push for a 24-team College Football Playoff in time for 2027, saying "the faster it goes, the easier it will be."
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Adam Peters gets a creative question about Brandon Aiyuk
When it comes to players under contract with one team, other teams generally shy away from saying anything about him.
nbcsports.com
Micah Parsons Injury Updates: Latest News Surrounding Packers Edge Rusher
Micah Parsons is on the PUP list to start training camp. Here's what to know about the Packers' star's injury.
foxsports.com

It Just Means More: Boasting Big Ten's Success, Tony Pettiti Vouches For CFP Expansion
Big Ten commissioner Tony Pettiti believes a 24-team playoff increases the prestige for college football's postseason.
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‘The definition of insanity’: Elle Duncan calls out Caitlin Clark for blaming the media and not saying ‘stop it’
Longtime sports anchor Elle Duncan has over a decade of experience in sports broadcasting and brought that experience to the table when discussing Indiana Fever phenom Caitlin Clark. Duncan, who is the lead host for WNBA coverage on USA Network, appeared on The Sports Gossip Show podcast and touched on the perpetual narratives surrounding the…
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Church Trades Away Worship Leader For Youth Pastor And Usher To Be Named Later
KANSAS CITY, MO — With the annual deadline looming at the start of next week, a local church made a major move by trading away its worship leader for a new youth pastor and an usher to be named later.
babylonbee.com

Aaron Rodgers sends clear message regarding his future beyond 2026 NFL season
sportingnews.com
Reports: Mead fractured wrist in Red Sox debut
Follow-up tests Tuesday on new Red Sox INF Curtis Mead revealed a fractured left wrist.
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Notre Dame gets an even better jersey patch deal than Ohio State
There's gold in them thar jerseys.
nbcsports.com

Browns' Denzel Ward Now NFL's Highest-Paid CB With $62.2 Million Extension
The Cleveland Browns and Denzel Ward have agreed on a two-year, $62.2 million extension that will make him the league's highest paid cornerback.
foxsports.com

Kiké Hernández’s fast-track rehab brings him back to the Dodgers sooner than expected
Kiké Hernández returned to the Los Angeles Dodgers on Tuesday, two months after being sidelined with a severe oblique injury that occurred two days into his season debut. The utility man who turns 35 in late August missed the first two months of the season recovering from left elbow surgery. “I feel like everything is in a pretty good spot right now,” Hernández said.
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Fauci Asks China To Engineer New Virus That Just Kills Rand Paul
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources close to Dr. Anthony Fauci reported that the former Chief Medical Director called his contacts in China this morning and asked if they could engineer a new virus that would just kill Senator Rand Paul.
babylonbee.com

Blue Jays All-Star Vladimir Guerrero Jr. exits game due to hamstring injury
Guerrero appeared to sustain the injury while running out a ground ball.
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Waymo Introduces New 'Islam Mode' That Sends Car To Mow Down Civilians
U.S. - Autonomous car giant Waymo introduced a new "Islam Mode" for passengers to select that will direct the car to mow down as many civilians as possible.
babylonbee.com

Meet Carl, The Last Remaining Person In Denver Who Isn't Homeless
DENVER, CO — A local man attracted a surprising amount of attention in recent weeks for being the last remaining person in Denver who isn't homeless.
babylonbee.com

Fifa’s shameful scheme to sell off World Cup is gravest existential threat to football yet – but will anyone stop it?
Fifa’s latest money-spinning wheeze, to sell off stakes in the World Cup to private investment, has been met with horror. Now its member associations must make a stand against ‘football’s nuclear bomb’, writes Miguel Delaney
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